Jade Kicks Some Shit!
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For all of those who sign the guestbook requesting "Sexy Asian pussy"... here you go... That is right folks! The big bad beauty Jade doesn't take your "insults" too lightly (as if calling us "bitches" actually hurts us in the least... please!). But unlike some of you guestbook whores who like to write mile after mile of senseless crap in the guestbook, Jade make a few short and sweet (and brilliant!) retorts to your guestbook entries.
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Oh, great: another BBCM also from California. She wants to glorify the original BBCM. Another clueless lesbian feminist bitch who doesn't know jackshit about the motives of either Western men or East Asian women who use online dating services. Fuck all of you or, better yet, let the BBCMs fuck one another. steve USA - Saturday, November 25, 2000 at 21:17:09 (PST) |
steve,
you really are afraid of lesbians aren't you? are you afraid of lesbians
bc you just can't fathom the idea of a woman who is not interested in sex
with men? come on, i'm sure you have been rejected by women so often that
you should be used to it by now. or are you one of those guys who seriously
believe women who reject you are lesbians? OR could you be one of those
guys that straight women actually lie to and say they are lesbians so you'll
leave them the fuck alone. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i bet you are and that is where
the fear and the hate of lesbians spawned from. in that case...i forgive
you for being a misogynistic ignorant dumb ass BEEAWCH!!!!!! you have no
idea how liberating and empowering it is to be a lesbian. we don't have
to deal with shit fucks like you! LADIES, LADIES, LADIES...we should all
be lesbians just for that sake of never having to meet men like steve. HAHAHAHA!!!!!
oh, and about the "motives of western men and east asian women who use online
dating services..." what the fuck are you trying to say? that those services
aren't what they look like? that the men who use the services aren't just
looking for a fuck? and the women who use it aren't looking for a way out
of poverty? sure, there may be exceptions...but don't make a whole case
on those exception. you are so stupid, steve! i laugh at your existence.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! lovingly, jade |
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BBCM's idea of a dildo for her lesbian lover is a big-sized baked Cheetos that has dried out for several days. cornelius LA, USA - Saturday, November 25, 2000 at 21:18:36 (PST) |
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lovingly, jade |
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Have any of you men had a look at Jade on the T-Shirt page. Now this er-woman claims that she gets accosted. Can you imagine any man with half his marbles and less than five shots of whiskey in his belly ever even contemplating approaching this gal? I mean, she makes the BBCM look ravishing. Looks like one of those sentries at some women's prison. Jeesh. steve mcgarrett Honolulu, USA - Monday, November 27, 2000 at 00:58:51 (PST) |
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lovingly, jade |
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Hi, my name is Miztli . May I recommend you still your mind as you read this small note I am writing to you ? I am new to computers and using the internet . I came upon your site quite by accident but your conflict interested me and I thought I would lend you an ear . You might consider that not everyone that comes upon your site is unhealthy in mind or spirit . I am 47 years old . I have lived what I feel is a lifetimes of caring and responsibilty in my relationship to any and all who come in contact with me . Actually there are many more men who are educated , responsible and caring who seek women for relationships other than those they are familiar with . Asian culture as I have experienced it is an on going manifestation of thousands of years of learning . The product of a creative whole with the beauty of active and expansive imagination . The presence and interaction of an asian woman are a living experience maintained by intrinsic intelligence . The act of simplicity is an act of intelligence which brings about innocent beauty . It is a man's duty and responsibilty to develop as a leader and a teacher and therefore it is wise not to offer any resistence to him and act with obidience to effect efficieny therfore reducing moments of conflict and confusion . While in some cases it may be economic dispair that brings a woman to offer herself in marriage to a man it may also be her understanding that it is a wise thing to do thinking she is placing herself in the hands of someone who is mature , reponsible and has the resources at hand to care for her life and offer protection while she contemplates further evolution . I presently own my small corporation and work as a writer for a new magazine with a focus on education and the protection of the environment as well as the ecologies of the world . I waited to be married until I thought I was ready , meaning that I had a steady job , a good income , a good home , and understood myself well enough to conduct myself adequately in a serious relationship with a woman . It just so happens that I feel a lot of joy in the company of asian women . I listen to them with a great affection and I am attentive so that I may understand their state of mind and their state of being . This is really an act of intelligent understand in my part and I would do so with any person wheather they be man of woman . Asian woman are very beautyful . Their gentle and submissive nature or behavior if understood right is a great benefit to any two people thinking of joining each other in a relationship . Justice is not the opposite of injustice . It is a different thing altogether . A silent or still mind is light and very sharp . It can move very quickly and is especial productive when it act out of intelligence . Being humble and shy one is near beauty and that is the state where love and intelligence come about with seeming endless energy . This state is not the opposite of being loud and agressive . Perhaps you might consider starting a corporation or a community group even a political party to permanently address the issues that concern you with regard to asian women . I could think of a better quality of people to address your grievances to than those found on your web site . A kind an gentle thought for you and all your friends on your web site . Affectionate thinking of you , Miztli Vay Miztli Vay San Jose, Ca. USA - Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 18:16:54 (PDT) |
Mizzy,
Mizzy, Mizzy...in your attempt to sound profound and sensitive, only made
you look LIKE AN IDIOT!!!! our gentle and submissive nature?! what the fuck?
FUCK YOU! how's my gentle and submissive nature-BEEAHHCH! "Asian women are
beautyful," as you say. that's a joke! if you think something is truly beautiful,
then that means you have a great respect for it. however, in your case,
you only see asian women in one way...you don't respect us, you only want
to fuck us. you are full of shit. the saddest part is that you actually
think that you are being kind and understanding. you don't know jack shit
about respect for us. now, unless you have an asian mother, your, "asian
women are beautyful" line is only good for pleasing your dick! i'm out -jade |
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All that shit that BBCM said would have being taken seriously if any of them ever had dick in their cunt. But the case is that they are a bunch of sour ugly butch chinks that cant have a man so they have to blame others for it. These are the type of bitches that always hanged out in the library, never went to a prom and envied the good looking girls. Almost like Angry White Male but instead of trying to go for black women they decided to moan and groan online about it. The following outline tells how all this anger started: -Jade: Why im I the only chink with no boyfriend?! >Jade: Those are a oriental sluts! Screw them! I hate geishas cuz they get men! -Jade: How cum I cant get a man? Hey! white guys are rice chasers and im a chink! >Jade: Not even white guys like me! Just cuz im such an ugly fat whore! Fuck those racist whites! I hate them western people! -Jade: I need to get fucked, im going to get it from desperate lesbians! >Jade: Not even lesbians want to do me! Im going to get relief online then. -Jade: Im going to make a site and bitch about why im such a fucked up Cheetos loving piece of shit! >Jade: Better yet! I'll represent all the fat asian whores like me and call it Big Bad Chinese Mama. Setzer |
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scenario #1 - Setzer gets in trouble by his boss for coming in late for work. Setzer: "sure glad i keep a hidden bottle of penis in my desk drawer to get me through the day!" scenario #2 - Setzer guesses all the wrong letters in wheel of fortune. Setzer: "that's ok, i'll just have some penis before dinner and i'll feel better!" scenario #3 - Setzer didn't get any bids for his collection of pizza crusts on ebay. Setzer: "well, i'll go get some penis from my car!" be reasonable setzer...what works for you doesn't mean it works for everyone. -jade |
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To Jade: Jade I love big women, iuf I was not already spoken for I would send you flowers. I might send you flowers anyway. Mr. Black USA - Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 09:09:01 (PST) |
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TO JADE: I read your responses to my postings on your new webpage. Jade, you look like one of the Samoan guys I play hoops with. I showed them your photos and they just laughed. BIG REVELATION, Jade: do you really, really think I am offended by you? I can only be offended by someone I respect i.e. take seriously. Hurt? The only pain you have caused me is of the visual sort. I had to take some Visine after looking at your photos. Oh, I know you aren't trying to impress men, but holy smokes, what lesbian would want to fuck you either? Unreal. Now I know you wish I had been rejected by women but it isn't the case. No sense trying to prove the point, however. As for your claim that the vast majority of women who use the dating services are trying to escape poverty, I refer you to www.asiandatingservice.com Take a look particularly at the China postings. Most are professionals and all gainfully employed. So much for your stereotypes. As for the men who use this service, how would you know their motives? Have you met any? Sure, they want to be fucked. Most normal people in a relationship want that--among other things. You see, they are not mutant hamsters like you who fuck and suck without feeling or desire for family life. steve mcgarrett Honolulu, Hawaii USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 08:32:34 (PST) |
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| "Me Steve McGarrett, me Caveman... ooga booga, me know women..." |
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What BBCM/Jade types believe: 1)all men are scum 2)all women who act feminine are scum 3)women who lick other women's scum who are not PC are themselves scum 4)white men are the cause of all the world's ills 5)all women are victims 6)all Asian women who date or marry Western men are scum even though they are also victims 7)America is a terrible place even though we choose to live here 8)everything that happens in this world is the result of someone dominating or being oppressed 9)no one is responsible for their own racism except white men 10)all lesbians are liberated rather than self-deluded, which is actually the case. steve mcgarrett Honolulu, USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 08:57:02 (PST) |
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I love BBCM's clean-up lines and responses from Jade. Hit them hard, and hit them where it hurts the most. I love you all. You are too beautiful for human eyes. BBCM'S ADMIRER - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 12:41:26 (PST) |
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To Jade: Jade i got into this wb site by putting kill white into my search engine. I was not looking for porno, but rather liberation. Mr. Black USA - Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 09:11:41 (PST) |
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lovingly, jade |
| Change of heart? |
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Actually, I've done some thinking, and I can't agree with calling Jade unattractive. Sure, she is one messed-up bitch. However, my father frowns upon others who make fun of the way people look physically. At his workplace, whenever someone makes a comment or joke about someone else's looks, my father just says, "Hmmm.... I guess God made that person wrong, eh?" Trust me, whenever he says that, silence falls on the whole room. As for me, I prefer to make fun of people for what they do and how they think. I will never be as good of a person as my father is, but I try not to trash other people for the way they were created. Angry White Male USA - Thursday, November 30, 2000 at 00:03:46 (PST) |
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lovingly, jade |
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I found this site while goofing around with two of my male friends. Ok, so I typed "porn" in the search and got it. I love this place! I come back about once a week to see new stuff. I laugh my ass every time. This site had to be made. If only to tell the red-neck jerk-off inbread losers that they are in fact morons!!! I love you guys! Don't let the boss man keep you down. Yes, I know that was cheesy, but hey, I'm from Wisconsin what'da want? Loveya all!!! Keep it up!! Renata Green Bay, wi USA - Thursday, November 30, 2000 at 15:56:37 (PST) |
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To Jade: are your responses to all these posts sapposed to be funny? it seems like, most of the time you just respond by saying something like... "yeah.. well you're stupid".. or "yea.. well.. you're an idiot.. so there".... how about posting something more intelligent or if you're not smart enough to do that, try posting something a little more entertaining. because we all know this site was created to "entertain" rather than to "inform".. and if you do respond to this message.. please don't respond by calling me.. a "big stupid head".. or "dumb dumb".. or somthing along those lines of maturity.. Kingka. USA - Monday, December 04, 2000 at 09:01:55 (PST) |
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What crap~!~ Typical no-mind bullshit...."loser white guys looking for porn"....very convienent excuse to further belittle and generalize the white man (white devil) Sure, I may be guilty of generalizations from time to time too, but I dont't create a webpage condeming and belittling an entire race of people for the exploitive nature of the problems source; "asian men exploiting their own culture and women to make a buck". What about all those poor russian women?? Aren't they included in your little club or umbrella of protection?? Or are you just too damn racist BBCM to see anyone beyond you and your "overseas chinese" sisters and other "cousins" from asia?? What crap! FYI: I got this address off a yahoo chat site........sheeesh!~! Suck on my "white devil" and "Fog, I'd do you in a heart beat!!" Ha ha ha ha ~!~~ white devil Osaka, Japan - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 18:56:22 (PST) |
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You lotus-blossom, geisha, oriental, dragon ladies ROCK! my white boyfriend told me about this site and at first i thought he was sending me some stereotypical "exotic Asian women" site and then i realized this was a spoof site. WOW...keep up the great work. I FWD this site on to other friends. Dana MN USA - Thursday, December 14, 2000 at 12:07:02 (PST) |
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to the esteemed BBCM: lol, yeah i am thinking of getting a t-shirt, i just can't choose 'cause they're all really good. and god i love the hello kitty one with the bow comment. yeah i might be interested in the bride thing. i'm of south asian descent though, so my comments would be coming from where white men who when we're in bed, out of nowhere they pull out a copy of the kama sutra and are like, "whoah cool! i can't believe i'm reading (they're not reading it though, they're looking at the pictures) this with an indian girl! let's try these positions!!!" hey, i'm all about expanding sexual horizons, but that and other things men have said sometimes bug me. or how some white guys think i'm hispanic and shout out things in spanish which i don't care to find out the meaning of. ok i'll stop rambling now. yeah i told some friends to check it out and they have and they liked it. i know one guy who is into asian porn and makes stupid comments and i'll definitely refer him to your site. but that "harem of angst" lol, god i love it. they're all great especially jade (her responses are badass)and mikki. -rani. |
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Alisa: so you're a womens studies major at UM, huh? Teaching you how to hate men and blame men for all the ills of the world, are they? You can't be too bright if you use juvenile expressions like "fucking awesome." But then, to be a PC bitch you don't have to think for yourself, only spout the party line. Alisa: I challenge you to respond to a direct question in a cogent manner. Here it is. If I were to create a spoof website making fun of illegal immigrants to this country, say, from China or making fun of Chinese women who marry Chinese American men by denigrating their reasons for marrying, etc. would you find that equally humorous? jezaskin' USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 18:41:42 (PST) |
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Wow, everyone, give this girl what she ultimately wants (without the guilty, no less) ATTENTION. She's a rebel, oh, yeah other asian women like me sure stand out with our white boyfriends but lo and behold the asian girl who's special for NOT liking western men and ways. If you notice, she never addresses the issues some of the guestbook entries raise (because she can't) and thinks she's 'above it all' by not (rather than acknowledging she doesn't know how) Unfortunately asian G I R L S like her continue to propogate the very stereotypes they profess to oppose. She plays the part of the dragon lady, gee, so novel! Well from one Bruin to another. Grow up and graduate so at least I won't feel bad about my parents and everyone else's tax dollars go to waste. I wish I could be at your 40th birthday party. Amy Han Los Angeles, CA USA - Monday, January 15, 2001 at 18:22:28 (PST) |
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BTW you and Jade are quite attractive, once again defying a stereotype. Who says feminists and lesbians are always ugly Amy LA, CA USA - Monday, January 15, 2001 at 19:33:44 (PST) |
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Mr. Black, instead of waiting for you to reply to my observations, I'd just like to take this moment to say something. I think that the reason why I keep coming back to this board is because I find the personalities genuinely interesting. EVEN YOU. I can't explain why. However, I do know this: all of the following people, (a.) myself, a man who has finally come to grips with the true nature of society (b.) NeoNazi Skinhead, a very angry man (c.) that little confused Asian brat "Aisha" (d.) Jade, the bisexual Asian who desperately wants to cling to her culture, although she is now American and has none (e.) you, a violent black racist and probable criminal, should all get together, and rent the community center for a few hours, and shoot some hoops and drink some Gatorade. Then, we could all sit on the bleachers, all cozy-like, and discuss world events and current issues. Yes, we would all be very happily miserable together. So, what do you say, Mr. Black? Angry White Male USA - Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 19:13:55 (PST) |
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You guys rock! I'm a filipino girl and sick and fucking tired of all my fellow pinays putting on the demure submissive front. It pisses the hell out of me! I'm the only filipina I know (and I know A LOT) who is outspoken about her intelligence, and opinions. And whoever said women who didn't speak their minds don't grab the attention of men are full of CRAP-O-LA! Shit man, I get more attention from the right kind of men (the feminist men rock my world) than those bleach-blonde blue eyed cheerleaders attracting big dumb jocks waiting for a fuck man. I like my men intelligent and conversationally worthwhile, who cares what the fuck they look like? Who gives a fuck what we look like? I'm not going to take those male-chauvanist rapist asses anymore! I want a feminist/humanist revolution, so we can move forward, instead of hurdling back in time to the dark ages, fuck that! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!! NO WE AINT GONNA TAKE IT!! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMOOORREEE!!!! Aisha! Lost Wages, NV USA - Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 22:21:25 (PST) |
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