Kim Schools the Idiots!

That's right kids! Did you think the Big Bad Chinese Mama would let all those nasty men sign her guestbook and not do anything about it? HA! Never! Below are responses from Kim, one of our brides, to the ignorance, the hate, and the spelling errors that some shitheads have imparted on our guestbook!

"I know more about Chinese people than you because my e-mail address says so..."

Dear, Bad Mama: If I thought this site was strictly satire, I'd have a laugh or two. Unfortunately, it reflects the growing number of rebels- without-a-clue. You so readily discount respondents to your site who have firsthand knowledge of East Asian cultures and dismiss outright Golden's book. But I will not waste my time any further with relevant criticism other than to wonder whether you are capable of writing a paragraph without using the f-word. If this really was a senior project, as you purport, it only reconfirms what I have suspected for a long time, namely, that so much of what passes for scholarship in the Asian Studies and Asian American Studies programs is rubbish. It saddens me to think how one of my students would have better used this academic opportunity--had it been accorded her. Perhaps exploitation is really the way American students like yourself squander the opportunities my students can only dream about. By the way, if you are so opposed to capitalism, you may not want to come to mainland China. You won't find much socialist camaraderie here these days. Take a trip to North Korea--it may rid you of some of your delusions of damnation. Hope you can find the right medication for whatever really afflicts you. Rick Martinez

rick martinez <chinaexpert1@hotmail.com> Beijing, China - Thursday, July 27, 2000 at 05:34:56 (PDT)

Oh, look, another professor (not of Asian descent) who claims to be a "China expert" bashing us for misunderstanding Asian politics and history. Because, you know, we're just ignorant ungrateful Americans who think we're the shit and fuck up everyone else. Oops, I cussed, (I even used the F-word!) and apparently that's not deemed acceptable or coherent writing. And Asian American studies isn't valid because we're all trash anyway, who don't know what we're talking about. Capitalism-he's hit a big one here, because my relatives in China are living a much more luxurious life than I am, paid good wages by the Chinese government, no less, and supported by the sweatshop-earned dollars of my mom until it broke her arm and my dad's minimum wage jobs at various restaurants everywhere.

All you'all zipperheads need to check out my cd- Eyes'NTeeth. Great songs about chinks, kikes, niggers, fags, beenpickers, and how my big black boots kick out jaws when I put your mouth on the curb! Go eat some dog you rice-dicks!

Hey, where's your puppy? I wanted to make some good ol' dog soup. Dog meat is good for you and don't you forget that! And I would like to extend to you a personal invitation to Oakland, and you could play your songs to all those groups of people you mentioned. I'd love to see the reaction to your lonesome self, so hungry for some affection. Do come back, ya hear?

"My name is Frank Cho and I own the 'We Are the World' album on LP, CD, 8-Track, Laserdisc, DVD..."

Mail Order Brides is an unethical practice, but the attack on white men's fetish is both narrow and racist. Count the number of asian women dating white guys vs. the number of white women dating asian guys. And consider how many asian women might actually prefer white men. Would we attack you asian women as having a white man fetish? Should we descend to vulgarity and say that you like big white cocks to suck and fuck? No, we should not. Your anger may give you a loud voice, but it does not make anyone want to listen to you. BTW, I'm a Chinese American Male. EVERYONE deserves a fair chance and I will not prejudge my next white friend as sexualized pig. Will you?

You will not prejudge your white friend but you will pigeonhole Asian women as preferring white guys?

"The truth is... I have my pants down and stumbled upon this site when I was looking for porn."

Joy, You're fucked up! Did I hit a nerve? Looks as though I did. You so called Asians (In america) are nothing like your brothers and sisters over here, You're confused; everything I said about Korea is true, I've lived there. Have you? How many asian languages do you speak? I ain't no looser baby! Just love fucking you hypocrits. Fuck you IN you ASS (you love it dont ya!)

To enlighten the masses. The sad fact is that Asian women are submissive. For anyone born in the US or Canada or Australia, etc - you cannot consider yourselves Asian; perhaps Asian-Americans but having lived in Asia for the past 4 years, you are absolutely NOT Asians even if you have almond eyes, olive skin, black hair, etc. Despite the hype, at least 75% of Asia ex-Japan is poor or at best of modest income. Singapore, which is South East Asia's richest city, has a per capita income less than the average US city (lets compare apples to apples ie city to city). Although Singapore like many cities in Asia is growing and becoming more westernised, liberal ie permitting women to enter politics, allowing them to wear pants, it will be some time before the women are as empowered as those in the West. Millions of women in Asia do, in fact, through themselves at western men in order to earn fast money and attempt to instantly enrich themselves and westernise themselves. Although this may not be a pretty fact - it is a 'fact on the ground'. I think this site is amusing, cute and pushes a point. I have met many Asian-Americans, Asian-Canadians (ie most of my friends) - most of whom cannot relate to Asians. The fact is 'bannanas' are not asians - they are bannanas. Millioins of Asian women (which NONE of the readers or people posting messages appear to be) will sell themselves to ASIAN men or western men because of money and BECAUSE OF THEIR CULTURE which accepts this. If any readers are in Singapore and wish to "GET PAID TO SHOP" (actually, get paid for feedback), please register at www.mysteryshopper.com.sg

Ah yes, since I've never actually lived in Asia, that must mean that I am utterly ignorant about my people and my history. And since you've has lived in Asia for 4 (count 'em) years, it makes you an expert. And I'm a banana, right? Cause everyone knows all them ABCs are yellow outside, white inside. Never mind that I don't even touch bananas without gagging, it's true. I'm not really Chinese, despite my parents arrived from China about 20 years ago and new relatives popping up every ten years or so. No, I'm American, by virtue of being born in a God forsaken American hospital. Asian girls are getting it up for the white man because they want to, not because they have to or were forced to, by circumstances or tricked into the trade. No, they all want it because they want to get rich quick and this is the quickest way to do it, never mind the risk of STDs and certain misery for the rest of their lives, trying to escape from a life of shame and rape.

This site is complete garbage! The profs at UCLA have made utter fools out of themself, and openly support racism; what garbage!! This site should be removed and its author made to appoligize to all people of all race openly, in public or on the net. With all the progress North America has made in the quest for a global community; and compared to the lack of same from most, if not all Asian nations, this site give the concept a black eye! You and your friends are conscending, biggoted, and stereotypical, and cras! Shame shame!!

Pure crap, you can't even begin to comprehend how appropriate your name is. If you're going to flame us, please use spell check first so I don't make fun of it. I am "conscending" as you so eloquently write, and I'm laughing as I read about "all the progress." You mean the same "progress" that has contributed to racial wars at my public school, the geniuses responsible for the birth of Ebonics and the death of ESL, the same people condemning immigrants as the root of all their self-created problems, sweatshops in the US and denied by the very people who use them (Scott and Jessica McClintock, I'm looking at you). Asian nations don't give a fuck about North American solidarity! After all that the US has done for them, trying to fix up relations they botched in the first place and screwing up Southeast Asia and getting all the cheap labor so the Americans can sell the same stuff for a hundred times what they paid the workers. I wonder why-you think it might have been because of the fact that Westerners kind of just landed and said, "You're all ours and you're under my rule now!" Nah, couldn't be. Americans are civilized.

"My name is Strong CacaASIAN man and I need attention. Oh please somebody start a fight with me. Please?"

Hi, I just checked in to see if any of you ladies (dykes) have looked at the URL I gave you, and have bothered to condemn a fellow womyn (sp?). I am quite disappointed with you. What, you can't stop eating each other out long enough to stop being hypocrites?

Strong Caucasian Man Slut town, Pussyland USA - Wednesday, July 19, 2000 at 11:52:35 (PDT)

The lovely Miss Lee is of course beautiful, as no strong Caucasian male could ever aspire to be, but that's really not the point, is it? I doubt she is as submissive and brainless as you wish her to be. If you were disappointed because you couldn't find the Annabel Chong tape you were searching for, please go to Asiangirls.com or wherever and stop thinking you're changing anyone's low opinion of you. Us ugly dykes have got better things to do.

Hi, I'm a sick fuck white guy who works and lives in Asia! I just love fucking you girls around and making you serve my every need; its to damn easy!! All this bullshyt in your sight sounds like lesbo cases of sour grapes...look at you pigs! No self respecting white guy would give you the time of day, let alone turn the corner in that tight easy to fuck pussy of yours! Stick to your vibrators girls. Who cares if you dont like white guys fucking the living shyt outta you? Asian chicks can always be counted on for giving great blowjobs, fucking all night and just loving it up the ass!! I found this shyty sight from a link in a chat board; no need to shop for asian women, all we guys have to do is get up! Fuck you!!

Asian fucker!! I'm all over Asia baby! - Thursday, July 13, 2000 at 17:44:36 (PDT)

The greatest woman I ever met was a little 3' tall Asian whore with a flat head that I met in the Far East while serving in the military. The great thing about her was that she she could stand up and suck my dick while her flat head gave me a place to set my beer bottle. Plus her pussy was close enough to her asshole that I could carry her around with my fingers just like a bowling ball.I liked the little bitch so much I married her. That was thirty years ago. We now have three grown children and have retired to a little backwoods cabin in the Aryan Kingdom. Yes indeed, I found my wonderful Asian bride.

Rube Armstrong backcountry, Idaho USA - Wednesday, July 12, 2000 at 09:01:12 (PDT)

It's obvious you bitches never had some quality white dick. When the WhiteNation regains power from you inferiors you will know what ecstacy is from a big White cock in your yellow cunts. The babies you produce from the WhiteWarriors will be used for target practice.

If you truly believe that hallucinations are really visions, then so be it. Who am I to judge? At least you're happy in your delusion. That's more than I can say for my reality.

this is a funny concept. but i don't care for the execution. comes off as vulgar and not too funny. get the chip off your shoulder dear. you can't stay angry forever. and thanks for reminding us it's a "mock" web site. never woulda figured it out.

My life's goal is to please the almighty male, to keep the peace and to make sure there is order everywhere and keep everything tasteful. Thank you so much for pointing it all out, Mr. Shamgod-I never noticed an Asian girl's role in life was so obvious before. You have truly enlightened me, o Holy one. Now please get out of my face before I ram yours in.

Have you even read memoirs of a geisha? I hope so before you criticize what you misunderstand as some white guy who misrepresents a historic society that actually existed. If anyone you should be pissed off at the men of that society. Your rage makes no sense and is misguided. I hope you seek professional help.

concerned professor doesn't matter USA - Monday, June 05, 2000 at 04:45:50 (PDT)

What is it with everyone and Memoirs of a Geisha? Is that book written by a westerner about Japanese people so important that it has the power to change things? The Japanese don't even care about it. If you're such a concerned professor, would you kindly leave your email address or even your real name, "professor," so you could at least attempt to understand where all our so-called senseless rage originates? Or you could just read the rest of the guestbook and you'll see the kind of fuckwits we have to put up with just to get through life.

"Hey sis! Do you mind not sucking my dick for a second? I am trying to sign this guestbook!"

i don't know what''s more offensive. your immature/infantile banter or the nasty, ugly girls on your website. you're just mad

I just visited your site and find it very offensive. I can't understand how an Asian woman like yourself can portray your people as being so aggressive and not-so-feminine. I have many friends who are Asian women who seem completely content being subservient to their husbands. I've found that women like to be dominated; they seem more comfortable in the passive role. I hope that for the sake of other women you stop spreading this ridiculous notion of women being subjective individuals.

They may be content, but I'd rather raise hell. Perhaps you just need to expand your circle of friends to include those that are not horny all the time. I'm willing to bet that you haven't looked in a mirror lately, either.