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annie is an expert in the ancient and delicate art of flower arranging. she is looking for a strong and manly husband to be the father figure she has been lacking ever since a drunken american g.i. ran over her parents when she was seven years old. delighted at the opportunity to move to the land of equal opportunity where she will be able to earn 70 cents to your dollar, annie is very grateful to the soldiers who fed her marlboros and spam as a little girl, and even more grateful to the country that napalmed the countryside free of those communist buggers and 80% of her relatives. let her show you just how grateful she is! |
