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Bangkok Bang Bang

ME BANGKOK BANG BANG! I AM REALLY DEMURE AND SUBMISSIVE! ESPECIALLY IN THE KITCHEN! I WILL COOK U GOOD FUUD OK?!
Siti Li Lai KaTong

I is Malay girl, pretty pretty very good for the love under blanket. I shy I shy shy all the time, I good wife for Muslim man. I virgin, me from Brunei
Shinobu

Seeking unopinionated saccharine males to routinely enlighten about the cowardice patheticism of their ways.
Meredith

i know my purpose:
my life is but to serve ME
get your own damn beer
Jade

I was born in 1975 on the year of the rabbit. My family is from a small farming village called Taipei.
Fog

QQQQ
Kim

smile little girl
you'll look prettier
don't sulk
the boys won't want you
Georgina Young

Uh hahnee, you shit down...I want to get for you yo rice...Oh...you no rike rice...what you want...I get for you...I do anyting fo you...
Mikki

Hello, I am Mikki, a delicate unspoiled little far eastern flower. I am thirteen, and still in pigtails. I wear my cute schoolgirl outfit for you.
Candy

let me be your fantasy you hairy old fat white man. your sagging belly and pungent odor is a real turn on to an ORIENTAL boy like me.
M M

I am sweet and patient and wait a minute
Forget that...
Who the hell do you think you are?
Annie

annie is an expert in the ancient and delicate art of flower arranging. she is looking for a strong and manly husband to be a father figure.
Vanango

Hello my future husband, I can't wait to serve you. We can go back to my house and you can do whatever you want to me.
Blondie

Gay Asian boy trying desperately to be white by bleaching his hair and just finished doing plastic surgery to look attractive.
Phuc Yu

LISTEN white boy!
Me not wut you tink!
Skin yellow YES!
Eyes slanted YES!
Hair black YES!
Madame Bootiefly

very angry asian grrrl in search of catcalling sexist-dirty old-assaholic-construction worker to play victim in high scale ass beating.
Lil' Miss Death Wish

i was found abandoned in some mountains far far away. when they found me, they were stunned by my shocking deathwish evil-eye.
Toy

A cute, petite 25-year-old who sports a bright yellow mohawk, Toy may look a bit like a toy herself, but she bristles at the suggestion that she's anyone's plaything.
Miss Eerie

Hey Joe, you want to see smoking kiki? Plenty girls here. Pretty pretty Filipinas. Come to Philipines, land of beautiful gerls and hospitality.

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