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smile little girl
you'll look prettier
don't sulk
the boys won't want you
don't pout
be good now
comb your hair
out of wild tangles
wash your face
scrub the dirt away
wear pretty pink dresses
but not slutty mini-skirts
so the boys you want
will want you
talk a lot
but don't talk back
don't make trouble


you know
there are times I can't stand you
you
with your snottiness barely concealed
by a falsetto voice oozing sugar
your eyes throwing darts at me
and I just want to rip them out
expose your dirtiness--and then
I won't be the one feeling cheap and fake


other times
I love laughing
at you

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