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About Me:
Name: Shinobu

Nationality: Axis powers World War 2 flashback nightmare half-breed

Occupation: Like you care.

Speaks: Yes, I do. Have a problem with that?

Favorite Colors: Black and blue. Coincidentally, not unlike your bastard face will be after I'm done with it.

Favorite Things: Panthers, electronica, kendo, cyber-filth demon hunting.

Seeking: Unopinionated saccharine males to routinely enlighten about the cowardice patheticism of their ways. If you're reading this, you're already what I want: a dip-shitted no-brainer of nonliving scum who would rather pick a wife from a catalogue than attempt to confront the abandoned gallows of your heart. As T. S. Eliot once wrote, and yes I can read, " [You] are the hollow men, the stuffed men, leaning together, headpiece filled with straw. . . [Your] dried voices, when [you] whisper together, are quiet and meaningless, as wind in dry grass, or rats' feet over broken glass, in [your] dry cellar. . ."

Have a nice life.

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